Post #496933 by woofmutt on Wed, Dec 2, 2009 4:15 PM

Thanks for the bump, Liloti. We still have the full amount of limited numbered memberships available.

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

Until December 24th ONLY for an extra $30 you can buy the exclusive PLAIN WHITE LEVEL Club Woofmutt Membership which will not only entitle you to buy Woofmutt a White Russian if you see him at a bar but Woofmutt will also loudly proclaim to all in the bar "Hey! Everyone! MY good friend [Your Name Here] just bought me a White Russian! This guy/gal is the awsomenest!"

Sounds amazing, huh? **Well sit down on your big fat lazy ass for this...**With your PLAIN WHITE LEVEL Club Woofmutt membership you'll also have your choice of the ultra exclusive soon to be never spoke of again limited edition Little Lost Tiki T-Shirts!!!

"What's a Little Lost Tiki t-shirt?" you ask because your head is up your ass. Well let me sing this little song I made up about them...

Four designs printed on XL 100% white cotton tees with a VERY soft hand in a very LIMITED RUN of only 9 apiece of EACH design. These are Limited to only 9 apiece so First Come/First Serve AND THEY MAY NOT EVER EVER BE OFFERED AGAIN!

First Shirt... "Four Faces" (Hawaiian)

Second Shirt... "the Nervous Guest" (PNG)

Third Shirt... "the Gossips" (Rapa Nui)

Third Shirt... "the Friend Collector" (Maori)
the pic of the tee shirt got all whited out from the flash... didn't turn out....sorry!

An Extra $30 will get you a $15 t-shirt and the chance to buy Woofmutt a drink. Yes, Virginny, there is a Santa Claus!