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S Swanky Tiki Socialite Hapa Haole Hideaway, Knoxville, TN Joined: Apr 03, 2002 Posts: 5398	S Swanky Posted posted on Mon, Sep 1, 2003 10:58 AM This is a non-fart fart story: I was sitting in church (what better way to start a fart story!) and I was cupping my palms together and was getting some suction. I could feel that there was a nice seal and so I cupped them together and squeezed, and that's when and where I found I could make fart noises with my hands! I wanted to say "it wasn't me! I didn't fart, it was my hands!" and I vaguely recall holding out my hands as some sort of pantomime that was supposed to clue people in. Didn't work. I had just farted out loud in church.

This is a non-fart fart story:

I was sitting in church (what better way to start a fart story!) and I was cupping my palms together and was getting some suction. I could feel that there was a nice seal and so I cupped them together and squeezed, and that's when and where I found I could make fart noises with my hands! I wanted to say "it wasn't me! I didn't fart, it was my hands!" and I vaguely recall holding out my hands as some sort of pantomime that was supposed to clue people in. Didn't work. I had just farted out loud in church.

Post #49821 by Swanky on Mon, Sep 1, 2003 10:58 AM