Things I've learned while really drunk: - Beyond Tiki

S SugarCaddyDaddy Member Huntington Beach, California Joined: Jun 03, 2002 Posts: 1500	S SugarCaddyDaddy Posted posted on Tue, Sep 2, 2003 3:39 AM Things I've learned while (my date was)* really drunk:* Don't think you're the world's greatest lover, even when YOU ARE NOT the one drunk! I remember it like it was yestarday: it was 1988, and I was literally attacked by my totally drunk date who couldn't even wait to take off all my clothes. I was wearing Levi 501's (I could actually fit into 501's then) and she undid my pants and jumped on like a wild cowgirl. She was screaming and moaning so loud, I really thought I was the world's greatest lover until.... I sort of "slipped out", but she kept on riding and screaming in ecstacy, only to find out that it was the top button to my 501's that "got her off". My ego, as well as other parts of me, was quickly deflated.

Things I've learned while (my date was) really drunk:

Don't think you're the world's greatest lover, even when YOU ARE NOT the one drunk!

I remember it like it was yestarday: it was 1988, and I was literally attacked by my totally drunk date who couldn't even wait to take off all my clothes. I was wearing Levi 501's (I could actually fit into 501's then) and she undid my pants and jumped on like a wild cowgirl. She was screaming and moaning so loud, I really thought I was the world's greatest lover until....

I sort of "slipped out", but she kept on riding and screaming in ecstacy, only to find out that it was the top button to my 501's that "got her off". My ego, as well as other parts of me, was quickly deflated.

Post #49887 by SugarCaddyDaddy on Tue, Sep 2, 2003 3:39 AM