Your Christmas Hates, Rants, & Weirdness - Bilge

CAA Chip and Andy Member Corner table, Molokai Lounge, Mai-Kai. Joined: Jul 13, 2004 Posts: 2277	CAA Chip and Andy Posted posted on Fri, Dec 18, 2009 6:31 AM There is NO "War on Christmas" going on. Anywhere. Period. I say Happy Holidays because there are at least 12 different celebration possibilities this time of year and I want to cast as wide a net as I can to be inclusive and hopefully get invited to the better parties. Hanukah Christmas Festivus Winter Solstice Boxing Day New Years 12th Night St Nicolas Day National Brownie Day (past already, it was Dec 8th) Wear a Plunger On Your Head Day (also past, it was Dec 18th) Kwanza The Bowling Ball's Birthday (this one should be much higher up the list of reasons to party this time of year!) And those are just the 'usual' days to celebrate. There are many more alternative events this time of year so if I didn't mention your specific day let me know when the party is and I'll bring rum and limes.

There is NO "War on Christmas" going on.

Anywhere.

Period.

I say Happy Holidays because there are at least 12 different celebration possibilities** this time of year and I want to cast as wide a net as I can to be inclusive and hopefully get invited to the better parties.

** Hanukah
Christmas
Festivus
Winter Solstice
Boxing Day
New Years
12th Night
St Nicolas Day
National Brownie Day (past already, it was Dec 8th)
Wear a Plunger On Your Head Day (also past, it was Dec 18th)
Kwanza
The Bowling Ball's Birthday (this one should be much higher up the list of reasons to party this time of year!)

And those are just the 'usual' days to celebrate. There are many more alternative events this time of year so if I didn't mention your specific day let me know when the party is and I'll bring rum and limes.

Post #499711 by Chip and Andy on Fri, Dec 18, 2009 6:31 AM