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Post #50082 by CruzinTiki on Wed, Sep 3, 2003 7:41 PM

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On 2003-08-15 23:25, Alnshely wrote:
2. No, you are not as beautiful as you think you are.

Neither is the guy/girl/barnyard animal you are considering getting close to either. DON'T leave it until the cold light of morning to find out.

Also ... making out with your friend's younger brother (or his friends) is never good idea.

And finally ... if you have imbibed enough peach California Coolers to make you go throw up on the Datsun outside under NO circumstances go back inside for more just so your friends won't think you're a wimp.