Post #50083 by CruzinTiki on Wed, Sep 3, 2003 7:55 PM

My husband (then boyfriend) and I were going to movie on a particularly hot day. I was driving and he was planning on jumping out of the car to check the times. Just as he was about to bail out he let out the, ** seriously folks **, most horrid, rancid fart in the history of the human race. He then looked at me with a delighted look on his face and jumped out, slamming the car door behind him and trapping me inside, gagging, sitting in traffic, in 100+ degree weather, with the worst smell of all time.

I still can't believe I married that man.