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P paranoid123 Tiki Socialite New York City Joined: Dec 13, 2002 Posts: 379	P paranoid123 Posted posted on Thu, Sep 4, 2003 4:58 PM Many moons ago, when I was in high school, a couple of friends and I were sitting at my buddy's place if you pardon the pun, "shootin' the s#!+". We were just farting as loud as we could, as would any normal male high schooler would, just to see who could make the loudest, longest, and smelliest fart. I don't know what we did to be able to maintain that many farts back then, maybe bean burritos or something. Anyway we were getting to that point where you squeeze your face and abdomin to really maximize the pressure, when my friend, let out a particularly loud one go. His face suddenly turned from red-faced squeezing to that of panic, and said, "Uh-oh....can somebody take me home?" The poor boy had crapped his pants. Yes, I took him home. But I demanded that we lined my car seats with newspaper before he could get in.

Many moons ago, when I was in high school, a couple of friends and I were sitting at my buddy's place if you pardon the pun, "shootin' the s#!+". We were just farting as loud as we could, as would any normal male high schooler would, just to see who could make the loudest, longest, and smelliest fart. I don't know what we did to be able to maintain that many farts back then, maybe bean burritos or something.

Anyway we were getting to that point where you squeeze your face and abdomin to really maximize the pressure, when my friend, let out a particularly loud one go. His face suddenly turned from red-faced squeezing to that of panic, and said, "Uh-oh....can somebody take me home?"

The poor boy had crapped his pants. Yes, I took him home. But I demanded that we lined my car seats with newspaper before he could get in.

Post #50215 by paranoid123 on Thu, Sep 4, 2003 4:58 PM