Post #530713 by woofmutt on Mon, May 17, 2010 11:32 AM

5/16/10

(NON SHOUT COMMENT: The below police report details edited for legth by woofmutt.)

little lost tiki: This happened a half block from the studio when i was there yesterday.... exciting! ANAHEIM – A man suspected of robbing a bank was arrested by police Saturday afternoon after a chase at speeds of up to 100 mph, authorities said...The pursuit ended at 2:21 p.m. at West Brentwood Avenue and South Glassell Street in Orange. The suspect was driving erratically at times at speeds of 100 mph... Police found a semi-automatic handgun inside the truck... The suspect was arrested and taken to the Anaheim Detention Facility and has been identified as 75 year old Ernie Keen... 10:29:49

woofmutt: You can see Ernie Keen's mug shot on this profile. 11:21:28

(NON SHOUT COMMENT: Below is the mugshot as found on a Facebook profile for one Ernie Keeen.)

woofmutt: He looks suspicious, reckless, and desperate. (I should copy and store that description, it can be used for 90% of the mens on Tiki Central.) 11:26:02

GROG: That's the "EVIL" Ernie Keen from the Clown Dimension. 15:31:03

5/17/10

little lost tiki: The suspect was arrested and taken to the Anaheim Detention Facility and has been identified as 75 year old Ernie Keen... 08:31:11

Sophista-tiki: wait what? 08:40:44

Sophista-tiki: Ernie is 75?! 08:41:04

Sophista-tiki: so let me get this straight. Ernie is a 75 yr old evil clown who robbed a bank by your studio 08:51:33

little lost tiki: not quite.... He's not an evil clown....he just LOOKS like one.... All the rest is true! 09:09:53