I Am Tired Of... - Bilge

W woofmutt Member Seattilite Telstar Joined: Mar 26, 2002 Posts: 2639	W woofmutt Posted posted on Wed, May 26, 2010 2:28 PM The current Miracle Whip ad campaign. The gist of it: If you use Miracle Whip you're unique, pert near a full blown rebel! You ain't no mayonnaise square...You crack the Whip! From the Miracle Whip Facebook page...Be the sandwich spread's friend! Maybe I'm extra annoyed cuz Miracle Whip is running ads on the My Space music player and the ads are loud and of poor sound quality. And really stoopid. I know products feel they gotta flatter the hell outta their users. But somehow "Doin' the Dew" kinda makes sense, or the "Pepsi Generation," or even the claim that there was more for your life at Sears. But extreme sandwich spread? Maybe if it was Nutella. Miracle Whip? That's like extreme for grammas.

The current Miracle Whip ad campaign.

The gist of it: If you use Miracle Whip you're unique, pert near a full blown rebel! You ain't no mayonnaise square...You crack the Whip!

From the Miracle Whip Facebook page...Be the sandwich spread's friend!

Maybe I'm extra annoyed cuz Miracle Whip is running ads on the My Space music player and the ads are loud and of poor sound quality. And really stoopid.

I know products feel they gotta flatter the hell outta their users. But somehow "Doin' the Dew" kinda makes sense, or the "Pepsi Generation," or even the claim that there was more for your life at Sears. But extreme sandwich spread? Maybe if it was Nutella. Miracle Whip? That's like extreme for grammas.

Post #532410 by woofmutt on Wed, May 26, 2010 2:28 PM