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Post #53326 by martiki on Wed, Oct 1, 2003 10:25 AM

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Yeah, don't get too excited- I think this might be a horrifying experience. Like a tiki snuff film...

There's a new show starting Friday at 8pm PST on Lifetime called "Merge". It's another reality/home makeover series. This time, it's about newlyweds moving in together and trying to fuse their home decorating ideas. The premier episode features Dave, a So Cal guy (Dave- are you out there?) who digs tiki. His new wife digs...well...something that ain't tiki. While they honeymoon, they make over the place.

This being Lifetime, I'll let you guess who's gonna come out on top.

But get this- the furniture and decor that doesn't get kept...

GETS FED INTO A WOOD CHIPPER!!! IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES!!!

Aiiiirrrrgghhh!!!

Like I said, this may prove to be "not for the faint of heart". I have this horrible vision of a Bosko being fed into the shipper by the cackling evil hostess, while Dave, tears running down his face, pounds his fists on the ground, screaming, "My God, what have I done? Why?!? Whyyyyyyy??!?!?!"

Anyway, for more about the horror:

http://www.lifetimetv.com/shows/merge/index.html