Lifetime: Television For Tikis! - General Tiki

UB Unga Bunga Tiki Socialite CaliTikifornia Joined: Jun 06, 2003 Posts: 5878	UB Unga Bunga Posted posted on Wed, Oct 1, 2003 2:34 PM I am in the process of starting a tiki orphanage for these poor souls, who’s only crime was to be carved by their creator, and then discarded in some backyard corner, only to be subjected to intolerable elements and termites. There are tikis out there that do not receive the love they so deserve, and is a travesty to all who witness these terrible acts. I am also in the process of starting a support group for battered tikis. These tikis need counseling to measures you cannot imagine. My only wish is that we can rehabilitate them back to normal participants of society. I assure you, this sacrificial display of orphaned tikis on national television shall now go unwarranted. A TIKI IS A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE A Tiki Cheers To You! [ Edited by: Unga Bunga on 2003-10-01 14:37 ]

I am in the process of starting a tiki orphanage for these poor souls, who’s only crime was to be carved by their creator, and then discarded in some backyard corner, only to be subjected to intolerable elements and termites. There are tikis out there that do not receive the love they so deserve, and is a travesty to all who witness these terrible acts. I am also in the process of starting a support group for battered tikis. These tikis need counseling to measures you cannot imagine. My only wish is that we can rehabilitate them back to normal participants of society. I assure you, this sacrificial display of orphaned tikis on national television shall now go unwarranted.
A TIKI IS A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE

A Tiki Cheers To You!

[ Edited by: Unga Bunga on 2003-10-01 14:37 ]

Post #53357 by Unga Bunga on Wed, Oct 1, 2003 2:34 PM