Post #552238 by woofmutt on Sun, Sep 5, 2010 8:37 AM

It's funny to some but others depend on the Adult Services ads to make ends meet. I mean, what's the poor guy below gonna do now? Make clay mugs and ashtrays to sell beside the road? He can barely speak English and probably walks with his knuckles dragging the ground!

TUJUNGA SAVAGE MAN MAKE ALL LADIES HAPPY-HAPPY MUCH!

*You lady who stuck with wimpy man child husband or boyfriend and need touch of real man? Tujunga Savage Man is answer! He 100% real man, all muscle, few words. Tujunga Savage Man know all secret paths of pleasure through your lady places. Make plan to visit Cave of Pleasure where Tujunga Savage Man rock your world! Cave of Pleasure open 24 hours of day for lady who want company of real man. Soft touch or wild time, Tujunga Savage Man always satisfy. Tujunga Savage Man he also light vanilla scented candle, play Barry White, have chilled chardonnay, all stuff lady like.

Tujunga Savage Man: He all muscle, no girly hair on head, strong arms, soft skin.

You: Lady only, full purse and generous hands.

You call today, come and get happy-happy!*

This message was edited by woofmutt on 9/5/2010 to change the spelling "Tojunga" to the correct Tujunga. Stoopid Califusa town names! Why can't they have normal easy to spell town names like Puyallup, Hoquiam, Issaquah, Snoqualmie, or Sequim???

[ Edited by: woofmutt 2010-09-05 11:03 ]