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W woofmutt Member Seattilite Telstar Joined: Mar 26, 2002 Posts: 2639	W woofmutt Posted posted on Thu, Nov 4, 2010 4:48 AM "scratching, keep hearing them in my ears..." That's one of the most common symptoms when kicking bottled water. But once your deep unconscious understands that tap water is OK to drink most the symptoms (itching, buzzing sounds in the ears, "missing identical twin" delusions, desires to gnaw on table legs and rolling pins, "screaming polka dots" and "laughing lines" visual hallucinations, Wampiposki Syndrome, delusions of awesomeness, hip sway and ass shaking, cotton nostrils, et cetera) usually disappear. Except for the hip swaying and ass shaking. [ Edited by: woofmutt 2010-11-04 04:58 after he realized he wrote Wimple Syndrome when he meant Wampiposki Syndrome. ] [ Edited by: woofmutt 2010-11-04 04:58 ]

"scratching, keep hearing them in my ears..."

That's one of the most common symptoms when kicking bottled water. But once your deep unconscious understands that tap water is OK to drink most the symptoms (itching, buzzing sounds in the ears, "missing identical twin" delusions, desires to gnaw on table legs and rolling pins, "screaming polka dots" and "laughing lines" visual hallucinations, Wampiposki Syndrome, delusions of awesomeness, hip sway and ass shaking, cotton nostrils, et cetera) usually disappear. Except for the hip swaying and ass shaking.

[ Edited by: woofmutt 2010-11-04 04:58 after he realized he wrote Wimple Syndrome when he meant Wampiposki Syndrome. ]

[ Edited by: woofmutt 2010-11-04 04:58 ]

Post #563388 by woofmutt on Thu, Nov 4, 2010 4:48 AM