Post #56498 by Alnshely on Thu, Oct 23, 2003 9:01 AM

Howdy Marsha,
Ever since I saw "Lust for life" with Kirk Douglass, I've wanted to be an artist. Here are some excellent examples of my work:

Here's a portrait of you and Charles. Notice how I captured the allure and mystery of you two

Here's one of Hanford and Sven. You can see the power and spirit of tiki himself in the striking portrait.

Here's one of Bong and Poly Pop. They both look drunk

Now we better pad my resume. Tell your boss I went to "Harvard" art school, and that painted the ceilings in the Sisteenth Chapel. Maybe I'll do something arty, I'll cut of my ear and send it in with my resume. I'll say "Haven't heard from ya". OK, good. Alright Marsha, I cant wait to be coworkers. We'll gossip around the watercooler and send in phony workmans comp claims.
Mahalo,
Al