Your Christmas Hates, Rants, & Weirdness - Bilge

W woofmutt Member Seattilite Telstar Joined: Mar 26, 2002 Posts: 2639	W woofmutt Posted posted on Wed, Dec 8, 2010 5:09 PM NO more fruitcake jokes, please. We have plenty. Yeah yeah, everyone hates fruitcake, no one actually ever eats fruitcake, fruitcake will outlast the cockroaches that'll outlast the humans...Ha-ha-yaaaaaawn. Some fruitcake jokes can be funny (like in the heartwarming Pee Wee's Playhouse Christmas Special). But most fruitcake jokes are as stale as some sorta Christmas pastry left over from last year. If you think you're funny and you wanna riff on some holiday tradition and you noticed no one likes fruitcake yet it seems to be everywhere do us all a favor and notice something else. Like maybe how old folks will tape sticky backed bows to packages so they can reuse the bows next Christmas even though the bows come in bags of one hundred that only costs three bucks. Now that's hilarious.

NO more fruitcake jokes, please. We have plenty.

Yeah yeah, everyone hates fruitcake, no one actually ever eats fruitcake, fruitcake will outlast the cockroaches that'll outlast the humans...Ha-ha-yaaaaaawn.

Some fruitcake jokes can be funny (like in the heartwarming Pee Wee's Playhouse Christmas Special). But most fruitcake jokes are as stale as some sorta Christmas pastry left over from last year.

If you think you're funny and you wanna riff on some holiday tradition and you noticed no one likes fruitcake yet it seems to be everywhere do us all a favor and notice something else. Like maybe how old folks will tape sticky backed bows to packages so they can reuse the bows next Christmas even though the bows come in bags of one hundred that only costs three bucks. Now that's hilarious.

Post #568112 by woofmutt on Wed, Dec 8, 2010 5:09 PM