Post #57082 by woofmutt on Sun, Oct 26, 2003 9:49 PM

Seeing a lack of festive holiday songs I penned these at breakfast. You should be able to figure what tunes they go to. With your help they might one day be sung on playgrounds everywhere.

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reinghost

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
But he got hit by a truck
And he became a ghost
Now every Halloween night
Rudolph likes to fly around
When he sees trick-or-treaters
Rudolph tries to run them down

If you're out on Halloween
Better watch the skies
Rudolph the red nosed reinghost
Might just take you by surprise

He'll fly out of the dark night
Making things all eerie bright
If he gets his hooves on you
You won't make it home that night

Creepy the Ghostman

Creepy the ghostman
Is a haunted and lost soul
With hollow eyes and a rotted grin
And a bone chilling low moan
On Halloween night
Creepy flies around the skies
Shrieking here and there and everywhere
"I'm going to take your eyes!"

There must have been black magic in
His casket in the ground
'Cause he crawled out of his deep dark grave
And began hunting folks down

Creepy the Ghostman
Is as real as you and me
So be afraid be very afraid
When you're out this Halloween

Creakity crack crack
Clickity clack clack
Listen for Creapy's bones
Creakity crack crack
Clickity clack clack
He'll make your eyes his own

The Candy Stealer Is Coming To Town

Better not go out
This Halloween night
You should stay home
And turn out the lights
The Candy Stealer's coming to town

He's hairy and green
With big yellow teeth
Glowing red eyes
And claws on his feet
All he eats is Halloween treats

He sees you trick-or-treating
And follows you around
Just when you almost get home
He roars and knocks you down

He'll take your Snickers
Your M&M's too
Jelly beans and
Wax bottles of goo
The Candy Stealer's coming to town