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Post #5775 by woofmutt on Tue, Aug 13, 2002 1:16 PM

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I'm a freelance medium density solar particulate shadow realignment specialist (like the cover story on last month's issue of The American Journal Of Bizzarology). When I'm not on some roof top tweaking an interflack generator or recrystalizing the warrenization core of a spacilia rod I write papers on comparitive weight studies of lentils for the Dry Pea and Lentil Commission. Besides Tiki stuffs I collect strings from cat food bags, garage door opener remote controls, crow feathers, denture plates, shift lock keys from old manual typewriters, Beanie Babies, and foreign light bulbs I find washed up on the Washington coast.