Post #588622 by capheind on Tue, May 10, 2011 5:43 PM

Modern Hipsters

PBR is crap
High Life is crap.
That Indie band that only YOU are hip to is unknown because their music is terrible.
its OK to be a nerd, stop pretending its ironic.
You don't have an individual fashion sense, your a grown man who can't dress himself.
The man who put that PBR tattoo on your arm spent the rest of the day laughing at you, not with you, at you.
Planting grass in your living room wasn't an "Art Project" it was stupid.
There is no such thing as an "Art Project" an "Art Experiment" or any other justification for calling some random thing you did while high art.

Stop giving the hipsters of yore a bad name.