Post #589719 by Pineappleman11 on Wed, May 18, 2011 10:50 AM

Pineapple …..Man…..(Screaming)
Pineapple …..Man…..(Screaming)

I'm going up the River in a Pineapple Boat
Say Hi to the Naked Ladies down the river they float
Watch out for the Gorillas –because the dong they do tote
Got to fetch the pineapples before they molt

(Chorus)
Pineappleman , I'm the Pineappleman
Delivering pineapples as fast as I can
Pineappleman , I'm the Pineappleman
Delivering pineapples as fast as I can (speeded up)

I arrive at the field in my suit and my coat
The owner isn't home so I left him a note
I took all your pineapples in my pineapple boat
Send my a check or I'll slit your throat

(Chorus)
Pineappleman , I'm the Pineappleman
Delivering pineapples as fast as I can
Pineappleman , I'm the Pineappleman
Delivering pineapples as fast as I can (speeded up)

On the way back the gorillas they flung
I tried to duck –but I'm covered with dung
The Naked ladies they know I'm well hung
But they won't come near me cause I smell like shit (speeded up)

(Chorus)
Pineappleman , I'm the Pineappleman
Delivering pineapples as fast as I can
Pineappleman , I'm the Pineappleman
Delivering pineapples as fast as I can (speeded up)

(Original WASH song written by BAC and END) Early 1990's