Post #59156 by SugarCaddyDaddy on Sun, Nov 9, 2003 10:34 AM

HA! This is too funny! So pleading and begging isn't the key....SCARE TACTICS are! Yeah, why didn't I think of that!?

The parts of the article that had me rolling were:

~ "..new research being performed at North Carolina State University.."
Are we talking about a new exposed level of professor/student relations?

~ "Only with regular occurance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer...The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research..."
How many of your wives/girlfriends/significant-other actually reads this publication? Will this be a record sell-out month? A new surge in subscriptions?

~ Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said..."This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases,"
Of course he'll say that! He's a guy! Ha!

~ "There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages,"
Yeah, and call Guiness too, since this will go on the books as the World's Longest Male Waiting Line NOT Waiting To Buy Sports Tickets!

You know, what they will probably really find out is that actually just doing bobbing head-neck exercises (without actually performing fellatio) will somehow miraculously reduce the risk of cancer.

Keep on the lookout for females walking like pigeons.

[ Edited by: SugarCaddyDaddy on 2003-11-09 10:40 ]