Post #59584 by Kailuageoff on Wed, Nov 12, 2003 10:59 AM

On 2003-11-05 13:04, Basement Kahuna wrote:
Yeah...something about the Carribean that just reminds me too much of mud, poverty, bad pot, stinky people, death squads, trash, run-down buildings, and getting tortured by the Maquuut. Fuck Buffet. Give me South Pacific every time.

Dude, Sounds like you got a serious case of Pacific envy....

Hawaii's got:

1. red dirt that doesn't wash out
2. poverty if you look in the right places
3. good pot -- but so does Jamaica
4. stinky people? Not sure about that one
5. locals grinding on the haoles (not really death squads, but close if you're in the wrong place with the wrong people)
6. rubbish
7. International Marketplace is getting kinda rundown I hear
8. Wo Fat
9. Fuck Liz Damon and the Orient Express
10. And, Hawaii's got lots of black flies just like the Carribean.

One good thing Hawaii's got that the Carribean doesn't have is hula dancers, but those wacky afro-islanders have steel drums and that crazy limbo dancing. And, if you keep talking stink about the west indies remember they just might have some VOODOO for you!!!

Aloha from the Sunshine State!

[ Edited by: Kailuageoff on 2003-11-12 11:02 ]