Post #59996 by thebaxdog on Fri, Nov 14, 2003 2:36 PM

"Madame Bong only had a fractured rib (I thought I should marry her after that little incident)."

Did you not think the accident was punishment enough?

Once I was framing a house and I turned around to walk away on the 2nd floor joist, my leg went through, and just before I landed on my nuts a lovely bolt went 2 and1/2 inches into the back of my leg and saved the boys from being smashed.
But the real pain came when they stuck a bottle brush inside with Betadine on it to clean me up.
I'll be throwing up and passing out about now.(memory pain)