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Post #60026 by Unga Bunga on Fri, Nov 14, 2003 4:50 PM

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My old girlfriend had this fantasy she had always wanted to fulfill, sex in the cemetery.
Well, we fulfilled it and we are just ready to leave when the security guard yelled FREEZE. We didn’t know who it was, and in a cemetery in the middle of the night, you don’t freeze, you run. As we were running I hit a tomb stone that had some metal sticking out of it, tearing a chunk out of my leg. I was so nervous; I didn’t even feel the pain until we were out of there. Yes, we got away, and yes, it was worth it.