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Post #602487 by AquaZombie on Sun, Aug 14, 2011 8:47 PM

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Here is the front cover artwork for my pulp novel in progress, FREAKS THAT CARRY YOUR LUGGAGE UP TO THE ROOM (the title is a rather obscure Elvis quote, anyone know - ?), by Christopher Sorrenti, who edited my book trailer, which was shot at Forbidden Island. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Atx3HQ9nDfk

Below is the back cover blurb, and yes, there will be tikis....I'm aiming for a Fall 2011 pub date. Aloha.


"Freaks That Carry Your Luggage Up to the Room" is an unrelenting assault of sex and horror, a sensory overload that will blow your mind, all set within the claustrophobic confines of a mysteriously malevolent hotel, frequented by men and monsters alike; a nightmarish nexus of carnal carnage, with flesh-eating Mexican vampires, alien spies, mad scientists, deviant dwarves, horny zombies, teenage werewolves, Elvis impersonators, hit men, hustlers, clairvoyant cats and other random rebels and rejects feverishly fornicating and ferociously feasting beneath the repressive radar of polite society. This is Extreme Erotic Horror Noir, with a dash of satire and a twist of irony, not for the squeamish, but for anyone who wallows shamelessly in the corporeal illusion called Life.