What's your favorite ketchup? - Beyond Tiki

UB Unga Bunga Tiki Socialite CaliTikifornia Joined: Jun 06, 2003 Posts: 5878	UB Unga Bunga Posted posted on Thu, Nov 20, 2003 2:36 PM A vacuum cleaner salesman insisted on showing me the latest model even though I told him I had no money. He produced a bag of manure and stomped it into the carpet. Seeing my look of horror he said 'Don't worry. I'll eat the manure if this machine doesn't leave your carpet cleaner than before I arrived." 'Do you want ketchup with it?' I asked. 'Why?' said the salesman. 'Because I had my electricity cut off yesterday,' I replied. _ A Tiki Cheers To You! Take A Video Tour Of Unga’s Tiki Bar [ Edited by: Unga Bunga on 2003-11-20 14:40 ]

A vacuum cleaner salesman insisted on showing me the latest model even though I told him I had no money.
He produced a bag of manure and stomped it into the carpet. Seeing my look of horror he said 'Don't worry. I'll eat the manure if this machine doesn't leave your carpet cleaner than before I arrived."
'Do you want ketchup with it?' I asked.
'Why?' said the salesman.
'Because I had my electricity cut off yesterday,' I replied.

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[ Edited by: Unga Bunga on 2003-11-20 14:40 ]

Post #61152 by Unga Bunga on Thu, Nov 20, 2003 2:36 PM