Post #61330 by tikifish on Fri, Nov 21, 2003 9:33 AM

How many Tiki Centralites does it take to change a light bulb?
One to post detailed online step by step instructions with photos of how they constructed and installed their own light bulb, one to point out that they are selling light bulbs on Ebay, one to mix the Mai Tai’s, and Polynesian Pop to drop it on the floor and break it.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Sven.
Sven Who?
Sven is the next San Francisco Tiki Crawl?

What’s the difference between Jimmy Buffet and a Vacuum Cleaner?
You have to plug in the vacuum cleaner before it sucks.

What’s the difference between Tonga Room service and having a baby?
One is horribly painful and almost unbearable, while the other is just having a baby.