Post #615833 by Cammo on Wed, Nov 30, 2011 5:55 PM

Once in a while a friend and I do a "Film Festival" where we pay one price and hop from one theater to another checking out like half an hour of everything. So I really don't know if this counts, sorry.

One time we did the Film Festival I watched the George Clooney/Mitchell Pfeiffner (is that how you spell her f'n name?!) movie called "One FIne Day."
So help me, here it is:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117247/

And we could only watch it for about 3 minutes before I said in my best bar voice "This movie is a stinking turd." My friend watched it for another minute and said "This turd has PEANUTS in it." Then we walked out. The next theater was playing an even worse movie, the next theater was badder still...

Another time I did this I watched about 15 minutes of the Hannah Montana movie. It was interesting, but WAY worse than anything you can imagine. Badly acted, dicey plotting, the lighting was an afterthought, even the sound was OFF for some sections. (How does that happen nowadays?) And I felt really ill watching Hannah try to put herself over as a sort of sex symbol. That's what she's supposed to be, right?

Cripes, Green Hornet is well intentioned, brilliantly directed fine freaking art compared to Hannah Montana.