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Post #61657 by Mano Tiki Tia on Sun, Nov 23, 2003 1:22 AM

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Go on down to your local Rite Aid and pick up some of the finest brew ever know to man

Mongoose
This flavorfull brew comes in the "tall boy" can style, has mongoose facts(the animal not the beverage)printed right on the can, and comes with a very nice bright orange price sticker (usually .99)

It has to be good or all the homeless guys in the park wouldn't drink it, right!!

Just don't buy King Cobra and Mongoose at the same time, as they are mortal enemies. I can't and won't be held responsible for someone taking a sip of King Cobra and then a sip of Mongoose. If you do this and live please post your results, we can compare.