Post #624996 by bigtikidude on Tue, Feb 14, 2012 11:25 AM

saw this post on the surf music forum,
thought some here might enjoy.
Jeff(btd)

A few vegans I know frown on anyone who eats pork products. They say "pigs are disgusting. They wallow in mud & their own poo. Why would you eat that?". I tell vegans that if they were kept in a pig pen, they have no choice but to wallow. Pigs like the cool mud since they hav no sweat glands.

Then I tell then in my own fecetious argument why food bearing plants are more disgusting than pigs:

1. Plants not only wallow in the dirt, they live there all their lives.
2. They only grow in fertile soil, enriched by dead animals. They makes them carnivores.
3. They feed on fertilizer ( poop ). That makes them poopivores.
4. They feed on each other. That makes them cannibals.
5. They pollinate with bees, which means they are into weird kinky threeways, as described in the movie "Clerks 2" as "interspecies erotica".
6. When fruit falls from the tree, the tree abandons their own children to any critter who wants to eat them. A mama pig will tend to her piglets.

If a plant was a human, it would be in prison.

Of course, this really doesn't prove a whole lot, just that I had a few minutes to kill typing this.