for the bacon lovers out there - Bilge

LL Limbo Lizard Tiki Socialite Aboard the 'Leaky Tiki', Dallas Joined: Aug 24, 2006 Posts: 788	LL Limbo Lizard Posted posted on Tue, Feb 28, 2012 10:47 PM Bacon Starry Night Van Gogh's 'Starry Night', in a new medium... pork! Inspired by the carnivorous genius of this masterpiece (and with apologies to Don McLean): Porky, porky night Making art, the tasty way Ham and bacon on display The meat that soothes the yearning in my soul The fragrance gives me chills Fry those strips and curling frills Drain the fat, it’s greasy still And runs on down my fingers to my hands Now, I understand What bacon really means to me And though I suffer in my arteries Don’t want a diet that’s fat-free I should cut back, but I just don’t know how I think I’ll eat more, now "The rum's the thing..." [ Edited by: Limbo Lizard 2012-03-03 17:32 ]

Van Gogh's 'Starry Night', in a new medium... pork!

Inspired by the carnivorous genius of this masterpiece (and with apologies to Don McLean):

Porky, porky night
Making art, the tasty way
Ham and bacon on display
The meat that soothes the yearning in my soul

The fragrance gives me chills
Fry those strips and curling frills
Drain the fat, it’s greasy still
And runs on down my fingers to my hands

Now, I understand
What bacon really means to me
And though I suffer in my arteries
Don’t want a diet that’s fat-free
I should cut back, but I just don’t know how
I think I’ll eat more, now

"The rum's the thing..."

[ Edited by: Limbo Lizard 2012-03-03 17:32 ]

Post #626886 by Limbo Lizard on Tue, Feb 28, 2012 10:47 PM