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A aquarj Tiki Socialite SF bay area, CA Joined: Apr 02, 2002 Posts: 1125	A aquarj Posted posted on Wed, Mar 7, 2012 6:15 PM In any martial arts clash between any two groups of different sizes, honor dictates that the larger group must take turns against the smaller group. When the ratio is something like 10-1, protocol dictates that all members of the larger group must stand in a circle around the opponent, and rush in one by one. Corollary: when martial arts is involved, no participant should bring a gun. Anyone exposed to radioactive material is blessed with fun new powers, and/or uncontrollable supersizing. The only way to effectively report on a storm is to go stand in it. Otherwise no one will believe you. When driving to a crime scene, police are trained to always arrive with a screeching skid. Then jump out and leave the doors open with the keys inside. -Randy

In any martial arts clash between any two groups of different sizes, honor dictates that the larger group must take turns against the smaller group. When the ratio is something like 10-1, protocol dictates that all members of the larger group must stand in a circle around the opponent, and rush in one by one.

Corollary: when martial arts is involved, no participant should bring a gun.

Anyone exposed to radioactive material is blessed with fun new powers, and/or uncontrollable supersizing.

The only way to effectively report on a storm is to go stand in it. Otherwise no one will believe you.

When driving to a crime scene, police are trained to always arrive with a screeching skid. Then jump out and leave the doors open with the keys inside.

-Randy

Post #628015 by aquarj on Wed, Mar 7, 2012 6:15 PM