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Post #639784 by pjc5150 on Fri, Jun 8, 2012 10:21 AM

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so, after spending a little time at Will's house, I have given him a new nickname....

"THE LIZARD KING"....

So I'm sitting out there watching Will do his thing, carving it up, and all of a sudden I hear this weird noise, and Will sits up and says "Good mornin' fella, you ready for some breakfast?"...

and I'm thinking "who the hell is talking to??? He knows I've already had coffee and donuts???"

And then I look up to see a big-ass wild lizard on one the base of one of his massive yard tikis, and I'm thinking to myself "ok seriously have I lost my friggin' mind? did that lizard just come up and ACTUALLY TALK TO WILL??? did that really happen???"

The night before, over some pork chops & rice, I noticed a bowl of wood chips on the table & asked him what that was all about, and he explained that it was where he kept the worms that he feeds the lizards. I didn't think much of it.

So anyway, he goes inside & grabs a few of these worms, and the damned lizard comes right up and eats the worm right out of his hand!!!

So I grabbed my cell & snapped this shot....because I'm thinking to myself "he's actually domesticated a reptile??? no one is gonna f'n believe this!!!"

So here's the proof....he is the lizard king, he can do anything!

Dos Equis's "most interesting man in the world" ain't got shit on Will Anders...