Post #64252 by Tiki_Bong on Wed, Dec 10, 2003 3:59 PM

• Be arrested and thrown in jail to understand what society expects.
• Be poor to understand how the other half live.
• Be rich to understand how the other 1/1,000,000th live.
• Fall in love to understand reckless abandon.
• Have your heart broken to understand reckless abandon.
• Break a heart to understand reckless abandon.
• Smell spoiled milk to understand the continuum of time.
• Sell something on ebay to understand assholes.
• Buy something on ebay to understand assholes.
• Go to the DMV to understand the futility of bureaucracy.
• Make something dependent on you to understand power.
• Be dependent on something to understand helplessness.
• Say something to understand the power of the spoken word.
• Say nothing to understand the power of silence.
• Create something to understand absolute power.
• Destroy something to understand absolute power.
• Lie to someone to understand your conscience.
• Tell someone the truth to understand friendship.
• Open one of you Christmas presents early to understand lack of surprise.
• Open someone else's Christmas present early to understand the return policy of department stores.
• Don't be concerned with what others think of you to understand yourself...

(sorry, I was writing tunes today and got carried away.)

"I'm ashamed to be here, but not too ashamed to leave..."

Celebrate 'International Tiki Day' the second Saturday in August - Hau'oli La Tiki!

[ Edited by: Tiki_Bong on 2003-12-10 16:00 ]