Post #64653 by laney on Fri, Dec 12, 2003 11:06 AM

Parrots are the devil's spawn.

I had a grey cheeked parrot (small parrot) when I was young. At first, he loved everyone in our house, he would even walk around the table to eat breakfast with us.

One by one he turned against us. He would go right for peoples eyes with his little hooked beak open wide. That little shit would even chase people down to attack them. Finally he turned on me, and only, I mean only, loved my Dad. If anyone walked by his cage he would lunge and try to get them through the bars. One day the cage was open and he flew to his death in the toilet. I'm glad this happpened after I had moved out of the house, so I didn't get the blame (I would have shut the lid).
Now he's sitting on Satan's shoulder.