Post #65585 by Sabu The Coconut Boy on Fri, Dec 19, 2003 1:24 AM

It embarrasing so boring my name is. On my island, every kid named somekinda-Boy. My parents just looked around the hut and tried to think of a good name for me.

Dad:
Babaloo The Banana Boy...
Krakatoa The Lima Bean Boy...
Katmandu The Betel-Nut Boy...
Shabooh-Shoobah The First INXS Album Boy...
Wack-A-Doo The Pencil Boy...
Sabu The Coconut Boy...
Pupu The Poi Boy...
Daniel Day-Lewis...

Mom:
Wait. What was that third one back...

No, acutally I just like making up funny names. "Sabu The Coconut Boy" was a name I made up a few years back to confuse phone solicitors.

Me: "Hello. This is Sabu The Coconut Boy".
Phone Solicitor: "?"

When I joined Tiki Central, I somehow guessed that "Tiki Tim" would get lost in the shuffle. "Sabu The Coconut Boy" on the other hand might make me seem funnier than I really am.

Plus, I like walking into a tiki bar and having everyone yell, "Saboooooooo!"

Sabu

P.S. Get Doctor Z to tell you how he got his name. I still don't understand it.

[ Edited by: Sabu The Coconut Boy on 2003-12-19 01:36 ]