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Post #660300 by Cammo on Sat, Dec 1, 2012 1:47 PM

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Cammo posted on Sat, Dec 1, 2012 1:47 PM

Oh, and by the way, WHY DOES DISNEYLAND SUCK?

Here's why; because it's just as easy to make the wrong decision as the right one. And it's just as hard, too.

Because it actually does NOT take only brains to make the correct decision, it takes something more. It takes an almost supernatural ability to foresee the future, and it takes TALENT, which is something they definitely can't teach you at the best colleges.

There are dozens of good reasons quoted for every bad decision. History is full of them.

There's usually only one reason for a good decision, and it takes the cunning of a lion hunting bastard to see that reason before it's invaded your camp.

Walt Disney was hounded every inch of the way when he asked his "Imagineers" to build him a giant treehouse. They said they couldn't and more - that it shouldn't be built, for literally hundreds of reasons. People would fall to their deaths! Kids would try to climb the branches! Walt said, nah, just put cool looking fences beside the path you climb up. The stair are too steep! they warned him. Hah, said Walt, people will want to climb. It's fun. They'll enjoy the exercise.

Finally Walt had to tell everybody the real reason he wanted them to build it; cause he wanted the biggest damn treehouse in the world and shut up and START BUILDING IT YOU &%@$HEADS!!!!