Post #667117 by ukutiki on Tue, Feb 12, 2013 1:06 PM

I've looked through most of the responses in this thread and have come to the conclusion that the primary reason for the mean and disdainful comments it contains is Rum. Therefore I would like to propose that all members of Tiki Central immediately swear off this spurious liquid. Now I know that some of you will respond by saying that you drink rum all the time and you are one of the most kind and gentle people around. I have considered this conundrum at great length and am willing to concede that the brand of rum may be a variable in whether one becomes mean or gentle after imbibing. I have generously taken it upon myself to conduct an analysis to determine if this brand hypothesis is correct. If you would like to participate in this study all you have to do is send me a bottle of your favorite rum(unopened of course) and it will be included in the analysis. Just PM me and I will send you the address. It doesn't make any difference in the size of the bottle but the larger it is the more detailed and sophisticated the analysis will be. If you have any questions send them along.