Post #677962 by Hale Tiki on Tue, May 14, 2013 4:09 AM

Hey hey hey. Children. Go sit in the corner and have a mai tai! Now. And if you don't behave yourselves, it'll be one with grenadine. LOTS of grenadine. And vodka.

EDIT: I said vodka in jest, but then I found this:

O'Sheas Famous Mai Tai

Ingredients

• 3 Ounces Raspberry or Regular Vodka
• 3 Oz. Of Cranberry Juice
• 3 Oz. of Orange Juice
• 3 Oz. of Pineapple Juice
• 3 Oz. of All Natural 7-Up

Glass

• SOLO Cups are best for no breakage!

Instructions

1. Pour vodka over shaved ice
2. Add juices, stir with vodka in cocktail shaker
3. Strain or leave with ice.

Also, this one:

Vodka Mai Tai
• 1 oz Vodka
• 1 oz Cherry juice
• 1/3 Orange Juice
• 2/3 Pineapple Juice

Sweet Baby Ray's, what have you done to my Mai Tai!!?!

And I've seen reference to Trader Vic's Vodka Mai Tai?!!?! http://www.tikicentral.com/viewtopic.php?topic=39013&forum=10 And there's photos of one online. ...THE FUCK TRADER VIC'S?

[ Edited by: Hale Tiki 2013-05-14 04:13 ]