Post #684915 by TravelingJones on 07/07/2013

***When I was younger, just a bad little kid,
My mama noticed funny things I did,
Like shootin' puppies with a B B gun
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done
I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head

That's when my mama said...***

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What did she say?

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***She said, "My boy, I think someday
You'll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay
You'll be a dentist
You have a talent for causin' things pain...

Son, be a dentist
People will pay you to be inhumane!"***

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***Oh that hurts! I'm not numb!

Oh, shut up. Open wide. Here I come!***

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I am your dentist
And I get off on the pain I inflict...

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***Say ah!

Ah!

Say Ah!!

AH!

NOW SPIT!!!***

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