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Post #684915 by TravelingJones on Sun, Jul 7, 2013 10:00 AM

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***When I was younger, just a bad little kid,
My mama noticed funny things I did,
Like shootin' puppies with a B B gun
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done
I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head

That's when my mama said...***

What did she say?

***She said, "My boy, I think someday
You'll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay
You'll be a dentist
You have a talent for causin' things pain...

Son, be a dentist
People will pay you to be inhumane!"***

***Oh that hurts! I'm not numb!

Oh, shut up. Open wide. Here I come!***

I am your dentist
And I get off on the pain I inflict...

***Say ah!

Ah!

Say Ah!!

AH!

NOW SPIT!!!***

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