Post #688387 by White Devil on Fri, Aug 2, 2013 9:27 AM

The Yankee Sipper & The Lincoln Memorial Cuspidor

Legend has it that a Union Navy ship was swept into unfamiliar waters after fleeing a skirmish with a Confederate vessel, straight into the path of a hurricane. Only when the crew stepped ashore did it become apparent just how far South they had drifted. After enduring a gesticular lecture on the moral perils of paganism and human indenture, the dark-skinned provincials reciprocated with an object lesson on the pragmatic perils of presumption and colonial high-handedness. An ironic, macabre study in blue and gray, The Yankee Sipper graces your beverage hold as a memorial to the corporeal consequences of immoderate aggression, obnoxious self-righteousness, and enslavement to a puritanical idealism.

The Lincoln Memorial Cuspidor may also be employed as a chamber-pot in instances of national emergency.

[ Edited by: White Devil 2013-08-02 10:21 ]