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Post #691602 by komohana on Mon, Aug 26, 2013 9:48 PM

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Hey hold the phone!!! Those are galvanised nails, you're NEVER gonna get
any kind of authentic looking patina on THEM!!!

Oh boy, this is gonna take some time...

Look, the hammer on the left is for metal work and, jeez... did you buy the
one on the right off a nun or something? Man, she really saw you comin'!!

You did OK with the other two 'cause they are in fact nail hammers, hard to say
just by look'n but the centre left looks to be about 24oz and the other one about
20oz, which is mainly for girls, but just go with the one you feel you'll be able
to handle, ok?

You did real good with the rule, so obviously you're "starting" to learn.

Lastly, don't mess around with X's, they're only for pirates and people with anger
management issues and dots are just too OCD, so use a "+", that way you'll know if
you're on the level and the straight and narrow, ok?

Well, hope that helps and don't forget to let us know how you get on, pictures help!

p.s. When you go to bang in your first nail - DON'T - hit your fingers, it hurts, trust me!!