Post #70215 by Formikahini on Fri, Jan 16, 2004 9:53 AM

*tikicleen wrote:*so whats the project....?

It's a numerology thing. Monkeyman's going to assess our worthiness to enter the SECRET secret forum of Mystery. Only the zip codes that add up to a multiple of three will be allowed in to learn the REAL mysteries of Tiki Central inside this even more exclusive room.

1.) What is Hanford Lemoore's real name?
2.) How does Basement Kahuna have so much time to a.) go thrifting b.) carve like a mofo, and c.) still write 89 posts per day.
3.) What makes Bong so ornery (and yet Kevin so nice)?
4.) [deleted to protect the secrets of the Grand Forum Of Mystery. Now you know the answer to #7. -martiki]
5.) How can Humuhumu find adult clothes small enough for her teensy weensy (yet perfectly proportioned) frame?
6.) What forces of mystery cause gravity to YANK mugs from the hands of PolyPop and dash them to the Earth?
7.) Exactly WHAT special powers are granted to Tiki Central Special Agents?
8.) Why are all the cool tiki events now at every time EXCEPT summer, when I have off and could actually attend without huge hassle??
9.) Why do some think Jimmy Buffet is bearable?
10.) Why do I suck so bad at spotting cool tiki stuff when I'm out with Kilikopela or Basement Kahuna?

There are more secrets to be revealed...

My zip? 77004

Wait...... 7+7+4 =

Damn!!!18!!!! I'll never knooooooooooooooow!

Addendum: Yes, my math (3 x 6 DOES equal 18!) iS as bad as my biology (see Y chromosome discussion if you need your memory refreshed)

Soooo:
YAAAAY! I DO get to learn the SECRET secret mysteries!!! (But the joke worked so much better if I didn't... wishful thinking = bad math)

TIKI: Now, more than ever

[ Edited by: Formikahini on 2004-01-19 17:25 ]

[ Edited by: martiki on 2004-01-22 11:30 ]