Post #708276 by MadDogMike on Fri, Feb 14, 2014 11:33 PM

I want to slip these into my wedding invitations. Whaddayathink? :lol:

Neither Teresa nor my daughter Jenna know I slipped this in the invitation as they would think it's uncouth. But I'm old and crotchety, I think I can get away with it.
RSVP - I know people don't like to RSVP, they don't want to commit because they think the might get a better offer at the last minute. But the caterer needs a headcount so if you don't RSVP you won't get a meal. You can send back the card that I have been so kind to stamp for you or you can email me at [email protected]
Church Seating - We have invited 200 people and the church seats about 180. I suggest you show up early or wear comfortable standing shoes. Also, the ceremony will be short and sweet. Don't show up 50 minutes late and expect to see me kiss the bride.
Kids - Please leave your children at home so that you and the other guests can enjoy the evening.
Gifts - Teresa and I have each spent the last 30+ year collecting stuff, we don't need another set of Target mixing bowls. Enjoying your company on our special evening is gift enough. However, if you feel you have to, there will be a box provided for any gifts which will fit into an envelope
Thank you,
Mike