Post #719343 by TikiTacky on Thu, Jun 5, 2014 2:34 PM

Your best bet is to get a cat. Then you have the "My cat broke it" excuse. This can only be used once or twice, unless the cat is known to be nuts (as some cats are).

Source: We just adopted a three month old kitten. We might as well have adopted a flying blender as a pet.