Post #724376 by AceExplorer on Thu, Jul 31, 2014 9:33 AM

A guy walks into a tiki bar and notices a very attractive woman at the bar with a cocktail. When she notices him she starts waving an motioning him to join her.

He walks up to the bar and she says, “Hello.”

He’s rather taken aback because he just can’t remember where he knows her from. So he asks, “Do you know me?”

To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”

Suddenly his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife. So he gathers his courage and nervously blurts out:

“Are you the hula-dancing stripper from the tiki party that I made love to on the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with a stick of wet celery?”

She looks into his eyes, squints, and says calmly, “No, I’m your son’s kindergarten teacher.”