Post #725534 by woofmutt on Sat, Aug 16, 2014 3:40 PM

Yard Cleaning (Seattle)

Hi,

I am looking for someone can come to home and clean my YARD.
YOU MUST AVAILABLE AT 9:00 AM SUNDAY 8/11/13.

YOU MUST HAVE FOLLOWING COOMERCIAL TOOLS TO DO THIS JOB:

S A L A R Y:
$10 PER HR CASH

WHEED WHACKER,
LAWN MOWER
TRIMMER
SCISSOR
MACSHADEE
RACK
GLOVES
GOOGLES

As best as I can figure they're looking for a hip-hop dominatrix who's gonna upload the whole thing to the Internet.