Post #72554 by thebaxdog on Mon, Jan 26, 2004 7:41 AM

It's not easy to be a dick
You have a head, but can't think
You have an eye, but can't see
You have hair everywhere, except your head
Your always trying to go back,
where you came from
Your never quite big enough
Your scared of being cold
You hang out with two nuts
Your neighbor is an asshole
Your best friend is a pussy
Your owner beats you all the time
And then, when you get excited
You throw up and pass out