Post #726398 by arriano on Thu, Aug 28, 2014 4:09 PM

On 2014-08-28 13:19, Chip and Andy wrote:

On 2014-08-27 17:08, Surferbhoy wrote:
I don't drink wine or spirits!

At All?

Like no alcohol at all?

Or just no cocktails because that's too much alcohol?

Because there are several Low-Proof Cocktails that I could recommend but they do have some alcohol in the recipe. Most of them wind up at about 3% to 5% in the glass, roughly equivalent to a basic Lager in total alcohol.

Mrs Bun: Have you got anything without spam in it?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Mrs Bun: I don't want ANY spam!
Mr Bun: Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage?
Mrs Bun: That's got spam in it!
Mr Bun: Not as much as spam, egg, sausage and spam.

[ Edited by: arriano 2014-08-28 16:12 ]