Post #730908 by Atomic Tiki Punk on Tue, Nov 4, 2014 9:09 PM

Please post individual pictures with at least a 2 paragraph descriptions of each item
and a ten page essay on why you are selling them.

Also we need your drivers license & two other forms of ID
with a travel itinerary of every destination you have been to for the last ten years.

Also you will need to self quarantine yourself for the next 21 days, just in case
of you know?

one last thing.... we will need a list of all your sexual partners for the last 15 years
with ratings on a 1 to 5 scale.

Now have a great sale! :)