Post #73327 by Tiki_Bong on Thu, Jan 29, 2004 9:11 AM

All's well in ukulele-ville! I just knew there were ukulele players out there hiding in the darkness, waiting to come out, just like people with weird sexual fetishes. Got 2 calls from uku players just yesterday.

One guy, I'll call him Randy because that's his name, is also a drummer and want's to buy a set of vibes (I was so over-joyed at that, that I told him I'd prepare his taxes for free, and try to deduct the vibe expense off his taxable income!).

The other kanaka, I'll call him Bill because that is his name, was this ancient Hawaiian-sounding old dude, with pidgion so thick I thought I was going to have to have Gecko translate.

Well, we'll give them a spin to see if they're into our kinda tiki scene, you know, alchohol-fueled , clothing-optional practices with porno playing 24/7.

Oh please be as weird as us!